Me: mom, can I have 5 dollars?
Mom: how do you plan to earn it?
When he takes his dick out of your mouth for a second
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
and Elsasings “Let It Go,” the 86th Annual Academy Award Winner for Best Original Song